November 12th 2008
A Well-Formed Message From Victoria’s Secret

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cky, nasty formaldehyde in some poor gal’s bra?! That’s just not right! But that’s the charge:
Roberta Ritter claims she had an allergic reaction to the Very Sexy Extreme Me Push-Up and Angels Secret Embrace. “I had the welts … very red, hot to the touch, extremely inflamed, blistery. It itched profusely. I couldn’t sleep, waking up itching,” the 37-year-old told ABC News. Ritter’s lawyers purchased and tested the bra styles at issue and found that they contained formaldehyde. Since filing the lawsuit in May, Ritter’s lawyers say they have been contacted by dozens of women with similar complaints; they hope to soon launch a class-action lawsuit. (Source)
From a corporate communications point of view, this is nasty stuff. You can’t really say the lawyer is a bottom feeding scumbag who’ll do anything for a buck (you know, a John Edwards type), but you don’t have a scientific analysis handy to prove the case is nothing more than a pile of dirty skivvies.
The typical response is, “Until we see the lawsuit, we can’t comment.” Or, “We never comment on pending litigation.” These are the granny’s panties of corporate messaging functional, for sure, but they do nothing for your image.
Victoria’s Secret is looking fine, however, after issuing this statement:
“We are sorry that a small number of people have had an issue and we want to help them determine the cause. Customer safety and satisfaction are always our primary concerns and we take seriously any issues our customers may have with our products.”
They didn’t deny the problem; neither did they give it credence. They offer assistance in finding out the cause, and speak on behalf of their customers, not the corporation.
I’ll give them an A. A double A, even.

