May 30th 2009
What A Twit!
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igh … Li’l Kim probably got more followers than me! But you can help – follow me @laerpearce.
Hat-tip: Aren
Archive for the 'Humor' Category
May 26th 2009
I’m Just Saying …
May 11th 2009
A Possible Argument FOR Gun Control
Or is it a good argument against gun control? I’m so confused.
Hat-tip: Well, the Web site’s name is too profane to mention.
April 24th 2009
White House Issues Clarification On Somali Attacks
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he White House has issued a clarification on its stated policy regarding operations in Somalia related to the activities of pirates, and apologized for the recent incident in which three pirates were killed.
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed that the Navy had misunderstood President Obama’s orders, resulting in the unfortunate death of three working class, teenage pirates and a probable deterioration in how pacifists and life-long America-haters may feel about America.
Gibbs stated that a careful review of audiotapes of a conversation between the president and the Secretary of Navy proved the president did not say, “I authorize ATTACKS on the pirates,” but rather, “I authorize A TAX on the pirates.”
Gibbs said that as a result of the missunderstanding, the president has issued a formal apology, which will be delivered to Somalia as soon as someone finds a Somali government official to deliver it to. Gibbs also confirmed that the president has signed a new excutive order, ruling that 95 percent of Somalis will now receive a tax cut.
April 15th 2009
The Ultimate Weapon To Use On Jihadists
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hat’s right, boys and girls, an AK47 made entirely of bacon, which, as you know, is made entirely of pigs. And to jihadists it’s tough and know which is worse: pigs or infidels. So what better way could there be to send a jihadist to an eternity without God or virgins?
Read more about the BA-K-47 at Geekologie.
And for the first time in the history of C-SM, I’ve put “humor” and “jihad” tags together!
April 13th 2009
License Plate Envy
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ncredible Daughter #1′s boyfriend snapped this photo the other day in LA and emailed it down to me. I have to say, that young man knows how to make me smile … and that’s quite a skill for a boyfriend of a daughter to have, eh?
For those with fading vision, here’s what it says: LTD*GOV. I’m surprised DMV, as part of California’s virtually unlimited government, approved it.
April 10th 2009
Revealed! Obama’s Secret Climate Machine!
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esterday I shared the madcap, arrogant, dangerous scheme of Obama science advisor John Holdren to SAVE THE PLANET! by polluting the upper atmosphere. Now, thanks to the in-depth research of Incredible Daughter #1 I am able to reveal the secret climate weapon in detail:
Hat-tip: Gizmodo
March 24th 2009
Honest, Honey, I Can’t Control It
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eminists, beware! I’ve got some science here that’s sure to make you screech, and it just happens to include the funniest line currently in print, courtesy of National Geographic:
Brain scans revealed that when men are shown pictures of scantily clad women, the region of the brain associated with tool use lights up.
Tools … objects … hmm. The study then goes on to more “shocking” conclusions that are shocking only if you accept the feminized male idealized by the Left:
And in a “shocking” finding, Fiske noted, some of the men studied showed no activity in the part of the brain that usually responds when a person ponders another’s intentions.
This means that these men see women “as sexually inviting, but they are not thinking about their minds,” Fiske said.
Let’s say it all together: “I am shocked … shocked! … to find that non-feminist thought is going on in here!”
Please note the carefully cropped photo … why bother with anything above the shoulders … that’s where all those fussy problems are, right? (I’m sensing some overstepping of bounds here. Please note the “humor” disclaimer in the tags below.)
hat-tip: Mary Katharine Ham
