April 19th 2009
America’s Scummiest Criminal Captured
J
osua (which is pronounced like a prostitute dancing, “JO-sway”) Luna was arrested Friday afternoon when attempting to cross the US border into Mexico, bring a rather quick end to the on-the-lam life of one of America’s most scummy criminals.
(Allegedly), Luna was the front seat passenger in a 2000 Infiniti (allegedly) driven by his (probably drunk) wife, Claudia Cabrera, when they hit two pedestrians near USC on March 29. Adrianna Bachan, 18, right, died at the scene, and Marcus Garfinkle, 19, was severely injured, with two broken legs and lung contusions. Garfinkle remains hospitalized.
Luna’s infamy immediately followed. After driving 300 to 400 feet with Garfinkle stuck in the windshield of the car, Cabrera stopped and Luna got out and unceremoniously dumped Garfinkle’s body inthe street. The couple drove off, with their 7-month baby in the backseat. Lovely family. Allegedly.
Cabrera was arrested five days later, based on tips that flooded into the police department. Luna took off, and managed to hide until today.
Now, ready for some more outrage. Luna, who tried to jump the border to evade justice, posted $50,000 bond Saturday morning and walked out of jail. Want to venture a guess as to the political affiliation of the judge who presided over that hearing?
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