March 17th 2009
NoKo: Back Off, Or We’ll Starve Ourselves!
F
orever daft – that’s Li’l Kim’s Pyongyang follies for you. Ever the creative genius, the pint-sized tin-pot always can be counted on for another demonstration of his uncanny skill in the challenging task of running a bizarrocratic state. Kinda like this:
Chronically hungry North Korea has refused further US food aid, the State Department and aid groups said Wednesday, as a showdown mounts over a feared missile test by the communist state. (AFP)
We promised the NoKos 500,000 metric tons of food because the Commies have mastered the fine art of making crops not grow, and in return L’il Kim agreed to act half-human, something he was able to do for about a day and a half before announcing that he was preparing to launch the world’s first peasant-fat-fueled rocket. His plan: launch what the U.S. military termed, quotes and all, a “satellite”.
We protested, saying, first, that the satellite was just a cover for a ballistic missile NoKo plans to really launch, trying to beat their earlier record by not blowing up for at least 41 seconds, and second, that NoKo was lying because the starvation-nation has no known supplies of peasant fat.
Or something like that. The saga continues …
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