Cheat Seeking Missiles

Posted by: Laer at 09:08 am

‘m looking for a few good attorneys, specifically conservative attorneys who don’t like government-sponsored race preference programs like affirmative action, who don’t believe homosexuals are a special class, and believe radical Muslims in our midst pose a threat. Here’s what I’d like you to do, today if at all possible: File an employment application with the civil rights division of the Obama Justice Department. Be completely upfront about your positions and your affiliations. Oh, and be sure to say that none of these matter, because you are willing to take the lead of your boss and carry out the judicial policies of the Obama admin.

Don’t worry; this won’t cause you to lose your current well-paid job as a top-flight attorney doing whatever it is you do. There’s not a snowball’s chance in Al Gore’s fantasy that you’ll ever be hired by Eric Holder’s Justice Department - and that’s exactly what we want to happen, because:

Holder promised senators he would review why career prosecutors in Washington decided not to prosecute the former head of the department’s Civil Rights Division. An inspector general’s report last month found that Bradley Schlozman, the former head of the division, misled lawmakers about whether he politicized hiring decisions.

As you recall, Schlozman’s big “crime” was creating a department that reflected the position of the administration, resulting in the most cooked-up, media-hyped phony scandal of the Bush admin. Now he’s going to be investigated by Eric “Elian Gonzales” “Marc Rich” “FALN” Holder? Isn’t this a guy who understands a highly politicized Justice Department? Isn’t t his a guy how gets the concept of doing what your Commander in Chief tells you to do? So, my conservative lawyer friends, file those apps, so that when Holder presents his findings to the Senate Judiciary Committee, a friendly GOP senator can call all of you as witnesses, one by one, to testify that the pot is calling the kettle black char-impaired. If you need a little extra motivation, think of the foul, stinking pile of irony in this statement …

Holder’s chief supporter, Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., said the confirmation was a fulfillment of Martin Luther King’s dream that everyone would be judged by the content of their character.

… and remember, it was the solid, conservative content of Schlozman’s character that caused Dems to condemn him.

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