January 22nd 2009
I, Not Obama, Have The Gitmo Solution
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o “our ideals give us the moral high ground” to fight conniving, ruthless, bloodthirsty jihadists. The POTUS said so himself when he signed the executive order today ending the CIA’s use of secret overseas prisons, banning “coercive” interrogation methods and closing the Guantánamo Bay detention camp within a year.
Details to come in six months; today’s event was for grandstanding purposes only. Please note the Dem affirmative action in action: 13 old white guys and one black guy.
But you know, that Gitmo thing has had me really worried. I mean, where are we supposed to put those guys if not in Fidel’s back yard? Then it struck me! There’s a simple and elegant answer.
The West Wing is very, very secure. Barry and Michelle, why not put all the Muhammeds and Abdulahs up as your house guests until you can find a better place for them?
After all, it was your bright idea to close the only good place in the world to keep those thugs.
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
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January 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
What’s funny about your post is that I came up with the same idea from a different direction. When Obama suggested that Israel simply open its border with Gaza, I, in turn, suggested that he simply get rid of the Secret Service, on the principle that one stupid idea deserves another.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
That is too funny.