November 7th 2008
Forgive And Forget – From The LEFT?
S
o they won. Their guy is in and the hated Bushitler and his evil clone McCain’t Help But Bomb People are out. Now is the time for magnanimity from the Obama voters, for gestures of goodwill because, after all, they voted for the man who would walk across the water aisle, the post-partisan candidate, the unruffled, smooth, love ‘em all guy.
Right?
And I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
For the Left’s take on responsible post-election behavior, I give you Evan Handler. First, he can’t help himself. He must re-live the rage:
It’s good! It’s great! It’s all fantastic, and I’m thrilled! Really. I do mean it. But something seems to be escaping our attention amidst the exaltation. In spite of the wars, the lies, the torture, the stacking of the courts, and the rollbacks to civil liberties; in spite of the religious fundamentalism, the fanaticism, and the utter disdain toward the population that’s been expressed; in spite of the Katrina fiasco, the wire tapping, and the raping and pillaging of our economy for corporate gain (not to mention the ridiculousness and horrendous idiocy of the Republican campaign, including the Palin monstrosity) 56 million, 378 thousand, 316 Americans still voted for the other side.
I feel so clean and fresh! It’s HOPE! It’s CHANGE! It’s another paragraph, sorry:
To humanize that just a bit, that means that 56,378,316 individuals waited in line just as long as you did, and worked just as hard as anyone else, to try to make sure that Barack Obama would not become president of the United States. I don’t know about you, but that scares the s*** out of me. It means — for reasons that go way beyond any immediate financial crises — we’re still in very deep trouble.
Evan Handler and his fellow impudent mental imps of intolerance have no room for two points of view and certainly no room for a representative democracy. This guy would be happier if Obama just went ahead and did what they all screamed and ranted about Bush doing – shred the Constitution, declare martial law, and take over the country.
By the way, when’s Bush going to get around to doing that? He’d better hurry.
He knows so much more than the 56,378,316 of us we should just disappear into the dirt and let him go ahead with his superiority complex. But there’s nothing superior about him. Being a leftist, Handler (an appropriate name, as you’ll see) can’t make a point without working obscenity into it. This next paragraph is as misogynistic as his Palin-hatred above and it’s pretty graphic, so cover the kiddies’ eyes:
I’ve been spewing a joke around for the two or three weeks leading up to the election. I’ve been saying that, should Obama prevail, every woman who can stomach it should immediately go out, find a Republican man, and give him a blow job. Just make sure to impress upon him that the only reason he’s getting the blow job is in celebration of a Democratic victory. The theory being that, come the next election, when he finds himself alone in a voting cubicle, his dick will point the way toward the Democratic lever. Kind of a reverse Lysistrata effect. Crass, perhaps, but not an insubstantial strategy.
Reminder: It’s a joke, folks. He said so himself. So don’t be ashamed to laugh. How is it that leftists get away with this sort of chauvinistic and sexist stuff? Where is NOW? If he’s been “spewing” this for two or three weeks now, why hasn’t some Leftina flattened him? How does Handler get away with just putting women up for the dirty work? Is that all they’re good for; sexual favors? Why not the men, Evan? Men too good for that?
My friends, there are somewhere upwards of 62,800,000 people out there who voted the same way as this jerk. To quote one Evan Handler, we’re still in very deep trouble.
hat-tip: Jim
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November 7th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
For those children, apparently the majority of the crowd of liberals and leftists who call themselves Democrats, or at least who voted for Obama, they now get to learn something biblical: You reap what you sow.If that biblical reference offends, well, too bad.But you know they all have some inkling of what karma means.And the bad karma they created in their cowardly, insulting, execrable, adolescent way they trashed and disprected President Bush, McCain, Palin et. al.?Well, they know get to understand that.That they could even make such absurd requests indicates truly how immature they are. And I’m not talking about not forgiving, here.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Aren’t we glad the tolerant left is now in power. Conservatism strikes back in 2010.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
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