October 30th 2008
Hey, Barack! Spread The Wealth!
P
oor, poor John McCain! He relied on the federal government for his campaign funds, just like he promised he would, and now he’s suffering through abject poverty, unable to feed his poor, hungry campaign with a stead flow of nice, nutritious campaign ads.
Rich, rich Barack Obama! Unlike McCain (and counter to his own promise), he shunned the government hand-out (or is that hand-up?) and entrepreneurally set out to raise his money on his own.
And the money he’s raised! Thanks to a free internet (remember that please, Barack), an extremely free market approach to credit card approvals and a junk food diet of endless ads asking for more bucks like a televangelist, he’s raised hundreds of millions. Lots of it even legal.
So, Barack, isn’t this a perfect opportunity to show us what you mean by saying that it’s good for everyone to spread the wealth around? How about giving a quarter of your money – no make that 39.6% of your money – to John?
Lickitysplit, please. Time’s awastin’.
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