September 30th 2008
How Obsessed? Very, Very Obsessed!
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et’s take a break from all the newsy frivolity - the economic recovery plan, the market mayhem, Ahmadinejad’s latest threats against Israel, oh, I don’t know … the election - and deal with something really, really serious. Sarah Palin’s lip liner. We join the world’s largest leftyblog:
On September 10th, Wonkette received a tip that Sarah Palin’s lipliner is a tattoo.
From: C______@gmail.com>
To: tips@wonkette.com
Date: Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Subject: tip on Sarah Pallin Notes: Sarah’s sister in-law owns a beauty parlor in Wasilla…apparently Sarah’s lip liner is tattooed on…not sure what to do with that one.
leak to wonketteSo although the allegation comes in a strangely cryptic email and there is no actual proof that this procedure was performed, we’ve been studying Sarah Palin’s mouth very closely …
Are they obsessed? Yes, I’d say they’re obsessed. The 43.49% that say it is a lip tattoo are obsessed, the 23.24% that say it’s not are obsessed, and even the 28.68% who have studied and pondered and pondered and studied and just couldn’t make up their minds are terribly, terribly obsessed.
By the way, Incredible Daughter #2, who is trained in this sort of stuff (she’s not just a beauty, she’s a beauty professional) took one look at the picture above and said:
No way. It’s uneven … but WHO CARES?
Smart girl. Do you think we’ll see a poll next on whether Joe Biden’s got hair plugs? No, of course not. It doesn’t matter because he’s a man so let’s not get catty, and more to the point, he’s not a woman who has done the unspeakable sin of not goose-stepping with the bra-burners. Conservative women, we are led to believe by this obscene obsession withe Palin, aren’t allowed to think, work, run for vice president, and they certainly aren’t allowed to get lip liner tattoos.
Here’s a question that we conservatives might want to spend the next day or two on: Do you think Nancy Pelosi has a new face tattooed over her old one?
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October 1st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Wow, that’s cruel. I really think you should show more consideration for your readers and put that picture of Stretch Pelosi “below the fold” with repeated warnings not unlike the ones that Zombie used for her phots of the Folsom Street Fair. I just finished lunch and it’s struggling to make a comeback.