March 29th 2008
The State Of The Dem Disunion
Not exactly sure what my friend Jim is doing reading Kos, but happily he found something really funny while perusing the hard left:
“I’ve been thinking.”
“Really? What about?”
“I’ve decided your candidate’s better than mine.”
“What???”
“Yeah. I’ve been reading diaries and stuff. Your candidate’s better than mine.”
“That’s weird, because lately I’ve been leaning toward your candidate.”
“Really? How can you say that? Yours is clearly better.”
“Not after the stuff I’ve read. You’d have to be crazy to support that keg of dynamite.”
“But yours can beat McCain in November.”
“No, yours has a much better chance.”
“That’s bullcrap. Yours isn’t imploding.”
“Well, yours isn’t getting hammered by the press.”
“What??? Have you been living in a hole in the ground?”
“No, but I’d say you have.”
“Look, I don’t want to fight about this. We’re both Democrats and we both want to beat the Republicans, right?”
“Right. But if you’re supporting the candidate that I’m running away from, we’re gonna get clobbered in November.”
“You really are f***ed up, you know that?”
“I’m not the one flushing our chances down the crapper, douchebag!”
“A**hole!”
“Party wrecker!”
“I’m writing a diary!”
“Me too!”[ker-SLAM!]
Meanwhile, McCain gets to campaign with his former opponent, making happy-face and raising bucks.
Go Hillary, fight Obama!
Go Obama, fight Hillary!
Photo courtesy of the goofy but fun McCainBloggette blog.
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